Sunday, March 28, 2010

Its All About Sinking Ratings

"Ahem,Er,uh, Smithers I've been going over this chart, and things are going incredibly well! We've got steady progress here. It looks like a staircase going up to the next floor."

"Uh, sir You're holding the chart upside down, that line is headed for the basement."


"What, what, what!!! Fire up Air Force One ! We're going to Afghanistan but only for an hour!! "


Photo Ops, and Fly Ins on Air Force one, that's what he's got. Out of the blue Barack needs to visit the troops. See Kharsi. Eat an MRE with the troops. Touch Base. Made sure the White House brought the camera, not like when the Israeli PM came to visit. Mean while back at the ranch CNN does it's stuff, Searchlight can't find 20 people. Nobody showed for Palin. Tea Parties are ex cons and die hard kkker's out to enslave the black man again. Keep'em from getting their chest Xrays. Spitting on their Acorn assisted elected Ooooofficials. Slurring their momma's name worse than any RAP song 50cent eva sang.

Obama is doing all of the above to prop up his ratings. Yes as was quickly pointed out, up 7 points on passage of Health Care. It didn't fix the holes in the bulkhead, it was just the number one and number two pumps coming back to life. No gas in the tank though, they quickly sputtered out.

"Sinking again, Captain. What shall we do?" was heard.

"Rearrange those infernal deck chairs, do I have to think of everything!?! "


Steve

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