Tuesday, February 2, 2010

The Golf Nut

Ed & Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. Within a couple of weeks, Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate. While having cocktails at a restaurant Ed said, "I guess you can tel...l I'm very much in love with you. I'd like to havce a serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. It's only fair to warn you, I'm a golf nut. I play golf. I read about golf. I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now."

Nancy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last 5 years I've been a hooker."

"Oh wow! I see," Ed replied. He looked down at the table, was quiet for a moment, deep in serious thought then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."

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