
To David Stern, Commissioner of the NBA-
By Presidential Directive:
I, Barack Hussein Obama, will be signed to a one game contract, during the NBA playoffs. The finalist teams will be tied 3 games to 3 games. I will then be added to the roster of my choice,for the final game seven. The losing team to be, will wear a Star of David. I will score 57 points, a symbolic one point for every Muslim state in the world. I will be dressed in all black, except for the soles of my shoes , they will be white. Another symbolic statement. I will be named tournament MVP and team captain. The trophy will be handed to me, which I will kiss, and then have stowed in my limo. The players from both teams will then carry me off the floor on their shoulders.
After an appropriate time I will invite myself to the Oval Office to greet myself and have a self congratulatory picture taken with me and the NBA championship trophy.
Barack Obama, NBA- MVP souvenir apparel will go on sale at MVPballer@WhiteHouse.gov immediately following the game.
PS I will bring my own ball.






An election for President and Commander in Chief of the Military must strive to be above reproach. Our public institutions must give the public confidence that a presidential candidate has complied with the election process that is prescribed by our Constitution and laws. It is only after a presidential candidate satisfies the rules of such a process that he/she can expect members of the public, regardless of their party affiliations, to give him/her the respect that the Office of President so much deserves.
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