Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Add This To The Nobel
To David Stern, Commissioner of the NBA-
By Presidential Directive:
I, Barack Hussein Obama, will be signed to a one game contract, during the NBA playoffs. The finalist teams will be tied 3 games to 3 games. I will then be added to the roster of my choice,for the final game seven. The losing team to be, will wear a Star of David. I will score 57 points, a symbolic one point for every Muslim state in the world. I will be dressed in all black, except for the soles of my shoes , they will be white. Another symbolic statement. I will be named tournament MVP and team captain. The trophy will be handed to me, which I will kiss, and then have stowed in my limo. The players from both teams will then carry me off the floor on their shoulders.
After an appropriate time I will invite myself to the Oval Office to greet myself and have a self congratulatory picture taken with me and the NBA championship trophy.
Barack Obama, NBA- MVP souvenir apparel will go on sale at MVPballer@WhiteHouse.gov immediately following the game.
PS I will bring my own ball.
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