Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Dropping A Dime

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The

devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is

finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so

Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she

is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so

she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is

finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush

got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: “Since Obama took over, the country has

gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”

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