Yawn

So Obama was standing at the sink shaving, when Malyia pops her head in and asks "Daddy, have you plugged the hole in the ocean yet?" Righttttttt. "Yes dear but I need to fix this dripping faucet too while I'm at it, after all I'm still dad, hand me those channel locks."

Were there any violins playing, fuzzy kittens nearby or Lady and the Tramp smooching down a spaghetti noodle. Speilberg should have had his cameras rolling.

Give me a break. Let's see, a butler up and down stairs, a platoon of chefs,room service 24/7, maids and house cleaners, a personal shopper, a tailor, a food taster to make sure his food isn't poisoned, a barber, a make-up artist, a masseur, a personal secretary. Do you think Obama even flushes his own toilet?

When he flew to London he had to have a staff of 500 come along with him, just to shake hands with the Queen and give her an Ipod.

So this chump shaves his own chops, surrree cuts his own hair too.

Heartstrings, pity moves, smoke and mirrors, tar ball photos, when will they stop trying to play us.

Steve