Walking Eagle

BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American
Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York .

He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native American's
present standard of living. He referred to his time as a U.S. Senator and how he had
voted for every Native American issue that came to the floor of the Senate.

Although Obama was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most
enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his "red sisters and
brothers."

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with a plaque inscribed
with his new Indian name,"Walking Eagle."

Obama proudly accepted the plaque and then departed in his motorcade to
a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name
they had given to Obama

They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full
of shit it can no longer fly.