Thursday, May 2, 2013
A young Texan grew up wanting to be a
lawman. He grew up big [all 6’5” 240# of him], strong as a longhorn, and
fast as mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40
paces. When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only
dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's
Department.
After a series of tests and interviews, the
Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last
interview.
The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid,
and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we
have, what you might call, an ‘Attitude Suitability Test’, that you must take
before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge,
son."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo
across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six
illegal aliens, six lawyers, six Meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a
rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" queried the
applicant.
"You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you
start?"
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