Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Who Said The Florida Beaches Are Uncrowded

Gov. Charlie Crist and entourage blocks the sun, for tourist on chaise lounge.




Here Gov. Crist ditches his entourage for some independent fact finding.


Speaking of Miami Beach----An older jewish widow spread her beach towel, next to a nice looking older jewish widower. As they were both enjoying the sun, she began to think fondly of her dearly departed, and longed for his touch. Thinking she had been alone for too long, she took an interest in her new beach neighbor.

Not knowing how to break the ice, she said "Do you like pussycats?"

Next thing you know, he leaps upon her and ravishes her right there on the beach.

Afterwards, she said "How in the world were you able to tell what I was thinking, from such an innocent phrase as "Do you like pussycats?"

To that the elderly jewish widower replied "How in the world did you know my name was Katz?"

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