Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Tomorrow is a Black Day for America

Tomorrow is allegedly the Usurper's birthday. Last year I commemorated his birthday by declaring a fire hydrant his official monument, and yes I did properly christen it. This year I invite all patriots to follow suit. For the less bold, hang a sign on a hydrant and invite the neighborhood dogs to partake. Obow Wow's rest stop is one suggestion.

Now for a couple of jokes-Rodney Dangerfield to my knowledge never used these, but he's very welcome to them-

Speaking of birthdays

"No respect, I'm tellin ya, I get no respect- After all these years, my wife finally gave me what I've always wanted for my birthday. A divorce !"


"I asked my wife if she ever thought about leaving me for another man. Ya know what she said? Why should I, he comes over here. "





Hopefully this time next year the Usurper will be served with our divorce papers, instead of $30,000 a traitor birthday fees.

Steve

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