George Bush, Queen Elizabeth,and Putin all die and go to hell.While there, they spy a red phoneand ask what the phone is for.
The devil tells them it isfor calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russiaand talks for 5 minutes.When he is finishedthe devil informs himthat the cost is a million dollars,so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls Englandand talks for 30 minutes.When she is finishedthe devil informs herthat the cost is 6 million dollars,so she writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turnand talks for 4 hours.When he is finishedthe devil informs himthat the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballisticand asks the devil why Bushgot to call the USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies,"Since Obama took over,the country has gone to hell,so it's a local call."
Friday, November 1, 2013
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