Saturday, December 26, 2009

Climate Change Confirmed Strange Weather Patterns Attributed to Obama

The Hawaiian Island of Oahu experienced an unexpected and complete solar eclipse today,around 3:00pm when Michelle Obama ventured outside to their Kailua Villa's pool area. Thankfully the sudden darkness lasted only a few minutes, and order was soon restored by the local authorities.

Wanting only to "blend in" Obama's mama was soon discovered and politely asked to step back inside. The First Lady's compliance with the request was initially denied by staffers, then reluctantly confirmed, to be the reason "behind" the reappearance of the Sun.

Rumor has it Michelle will be at the top of the list for an assectomy when Obama Care goes into effect.

Science Czar John Holdren has claimed Michelle Obama has done more to advance the science "backing up" Global Climate change than any other person he knows.



Steve (with tooo much time on his hands)

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