Monday, December 7, 2009
Elin, Take A Number
Seems the number is now around 9 and counting for Squire Woods.
Talk is some of his sponsors are looking to adjust their ad slogans-
Nike wants to change "Just Do It" to "Just Do'em".
The American Dairy Association wants a re-write from "Got Milk?" to either "Get Some" or " Got Some".
Buick is thinking about dropping out altogether, however other auto companies are lining up.
Buick's Riviera " Your due, Definitely due " does not forbode a sense of future well being, for Mr. Wood and hareem. Neither does the Park Avenue catch phrase- "The Power of Understatement"
Audi wants Woods for the Audi A6 ad- "Follow Your Own Rules"
Volkswagen Beetle is not a contender with their "Think Small" slogan.
However Renault's Clio slogan "Size Matters" apparently may have struck a chord with the Wood Man.
This just in Tiger is mulling changing his name to either "Woodie Woods", or in keeping with the animal genre "Horn Dog Woods."
Steve
Talk is some of his sponsors are looking to adjust their ad slogans-
Nike wants to change "Just Do It" to "Just Do'em".
The American Dairy Association wants a re-write from "Got Milk?" to either "Get Some" or " Got Some".
Buick is thinking about dropping out altogether, however other auto companies are lining up.
Buick's Riviera " Your due, Definitely due " does not forbode a sense of future well being, for Mr. Wood and hareem. Neither does the Park Avenue catch phrase- "The Power of Understatement"
Audi wants Woods for the Audi A6 ad- "Follow Your Own Rules"
Volkswagen Beetle is not a contender with their "Think Small" slogan.
However Renault's Clio slogan "Size Matters" apparently may have struck a chord with the Wood Man.
This just in Tiger is mulling changing his name to either "Woodie Woods", or in keeping with the animal genre "Horn Dog Woods."
Steve
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