Monday, December 7, 2009

Elin, Take A Number

Seems the number is now around 9 and counting for Squire Woods.

Talk is some of his sponsors are looking to adjust their ad slogans-

Nike wants to change "Just Do It" to "Just Do'em".

The American Dairy Association wants a re-write from "Got Milk?" to either "Get Some" or " Got Some".

Buick is thinking about dropping out altogether, however other auto companies are lining up.

Buick's Riviera " Your due, Definitely due " does not forbode a sense of future well being, for Mr. Wood and hareem. Neither does the Park Avenue catch phrase- "The Power of Understatement"

Audi wants Woods for the Audi A6 ad- "Follow Your Own Rules"

Volkswagen Beetle is not a contender with their "Think Small" slogan.

However Renault's Clio slogan "Size Matters" apparently may have struck a chord with the Wood Man.

This just in Tiger is mulling changing his name to either "Woodie Woods", or in keeping with the animal genre "Horn Dog Woods."

Steve

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