Friday, October 15, 2010

Stephen the Terrible

I could never be the President of the United States because it is totally outside my personality make up. What I wouldn't give though, what we all wouldn't give, to have our hands on the throttle for about 48 hours.

I would follow the constitution domestically, that's the way our values are set, we are committed to respect the law. I would however use every legal means to rid the country of the disloyal. Illegal immigration- poof ..gone. My decrees would be executed with the speed of light. That's the problem though, it doesn't happen that way in the real world. For me holding the constitution in one hand and a sword in the other is a balancing act I'm incapable of, but man to clean up this mess just what would it be like for 48 hours....?

I consider myself a student of history, mostly military history. Churchill was a fascinating and an extremely accomplished statesman, the type of figure that graces the world scene once every thousand or so years. Even a giant like Churchill wasn't enough, after Winnie held the kingdom together during the darkest hours of World War II, it only took a few years after wards until the English ended up tossing Churchill upon the trash heap. A grand useful idiot I suppose. As George Patton said “All good things must come to an end.”

As far as foreign policy that's where I would really earn the appellation, Stephen the Terrible. It wouldn't be from tossing nukes either, that's too quick and painless. That's international lethal injection. I'm more hang'em in the town square with a sloppy knot, make the condemned dance at the end of the rope.

Let me ask you if Germany was ever to attack Russia again, would the Germans remember the payback they got from the Red Army when things went south on them? You better believe they would. The Russians had a saying “ Blood for Blood” and make no mistake they got their moneys worth.

That saying would pretty well sum up my foreign policy “Blood for Blood” . I would offer the olive branch first and foremost, but baby cross me and it's on.

I would sign a mutual defense pact with Israel, attack one of us means you attack both of us. Iran I would send in the jets on a proportional basis, there's 308 million of us and 7.5 million Israelis. So thats 308 of our jets, for every 8 jets the Israeli's would send. Iran is both of our fight, we shouldn't stand behind Zion as our human shield. That's Totally Unamerican.

Here we sit waiting for our Mumbai attack from some lunatic jihadist from God knows where. I would find out what country that person was from, and go to town on them. If the muslims want to harbor terrorists they would pay –heavily. Oh how can I condemn a nation for the act of some loose cannons.
Easy, have you been hearing much serious condemnation from Islam lately. Their silence is deafening, it needs to be disturbed by several tons of 1000 lb iron bombs. We need to influence their hearts and minds by blowing them into very small pieces, until they come around to our way of seeing things. Blood for Blood-Russian Style. Peace would suddenly break out all over because these bastards would be shitting in their pants if we stood up to them like we should be doing, instead of bowing down like wussie pants Obama.

Excuse me I have to wipe the foam from my mouth, besides it's time for Stephen the Terrible's medications now.

Steve

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