Monday, June 7, 2010

Phillies Fan Takes Advantage of Stadium Early Drinking Age



This young toddler, after chugging down this last brewsky of the night, was later spotted behind homeplate heckling the ump.

Spectators remarked "That kid was totally out of control. He threw his empty at the third base coach, wet his pants, vomitted, then skidded out on his hot wheels."

Luckily the parking lot attendants pointed him out to law enforcement and he was swiftly ticketed for DWI, and his trike impounded, if you are this child's parents will you please call the city jail nursery.

baa baaa baddd, bad to the bone. On the day he was born, the head nurse said, Leave this one alone, he's baaa baaa bad, bad to the bone.

Steve

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