Friday, October 2, 2009

Blame It On Rio (wwahd)

President Zero, now must make the long lonely flight back to D.C. from Copenhagen, with nothing to show for his efforts, but a really big fuel bill to hand to the taxpayers and plenty of time on his hands to contemplate the impending winter of his discontent. How to turn these new found lemons into LemobamaAide? Will someone please pass him a towel so he might wipe the uncooked EuroOmelette from his face. How unbecoming, how unpresidential, how personally unprofitable. Has he lost his touch?

WWAHD? what would adolf hitler do? Blame it on Rio? No, not der fuhererish enough. Bingo!! What else, he's been doing it all along.....


/// Press Release-Air Force One, for immediate release.///


The American People and I fully concurred today, were weighed, balanced,and measured by the World Community. Not only was it decided you are unworthy and undeserving, you were frankly found to be 35 pounds per capita overweight. The International Olympic Committee,issued a finding based upon a survey conducted by FactCheck.org and The Organization of Organized Communities for A Better Organized Community Organization. America, oh come onnn, look in the mirror, you never had a rats ass, make that, fat rats ass chance of such a world honor. Hips don't Lie.


Signed The Being Of Light,
His Excellency-
BH Obama

PS

You're flat broke anyway. The IOC checked your credit report.

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Get me Jarett's Chicago real estate agent........

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Steve

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