A letter to the loons at the Norwegian Nobel Institute...

October 9, 2009

The Norwegian Nobel Institute
Henrik Ibsens gate 51
0255 Oslo

Via email: postmaster@nobel.no

Gentlemen:

It is of course so appropriate that you would nominate B. Hussein Obama for your highest honor after he had served a total of eleven days in office. He had, as of that date, accomplished exactly three things. He had returned the bust of Winston Churchill to the British Embassy. He had sealed his personal documents, and background from seeing the light of day. He had signed an order to close Guantanamo Bay Prison within one year and release the terrorists back into the world's population.

What a worthy man. Surely he deserves your silly award. Along with Carter and Arafat and the other miscreants you have awarded it to.

If he was a real man he would decline the award as not yet having been earned. But you need not worry about that.

I understand you gave the prize to this misguided communist fool because of what he stands for. Let me enumerate for you what he stands for.

Since nominated in February, he has sought every opportunity, and every world stage to denigrate and demean the United States. Clearly with your approval. He has committed untold trillions of dollars to prop up our economy by supporting his companions, the thugs at ACORN, and our unions, all the while impoverishing American children now living, and those not yet born. Clearly with your approval. He has emboldened the development of the world’s newest nuclear powers: North Korea and Iran. Clearly with your approval. He seeks to weaken Israel to hasten her demise. Clearly with your approval. He has weakened Europe’s defenses. Clearly with your approval. He bows low to scrape his lips on the ring of an oil-rich potentate, attempting to belittle and humiliate the United States. Clearly with your approval. He is attempting to destroy our economy with an environmental tax designed to annihilate the economic engine that helps people the world over. Clearly with your approval. He has sought to circumvent and bury forever our magnificent Constitution which has stood since it first was scribed to parchment as a pattern to freedom for all people. Clearly with your approval. He seeks to mutilate and devastate our health-care industry which so many individuals from around the world seek out for help. Clearly with your approval.

So, you may ask, why is it appropriate that you honor him? It may be his last chance. Millions of us are working very hard to get this man, who turns out to be an Indonesian Citizen, an illegal alien in the United States, without appropriate entry documentation, and without citizenship, OUT OF OFFICE. Not only that, we are doing everything we can to prove that as a traitor he should spend the rest of his life in prison. Even though your committee may not have known, most of the governments around the world are well aware of his house of cards, his deceit, and loathing of everything American. They are patiently waiting for the house to crumble.

Therefore, if you are going to give out one of your phony awards to a President poseur, you may as well do it before he goes to prison, as he won’t be leaving his jail cell once deposed.

By awarding this prize to this man at this time, you have unfortunately emphasized the vacuous nature not only of the prize, but of the man. Can you hear that sound? The world is laughing. At him, and at you.

Yours very truly,

Rob Lamb