Monday, April 4, 2011


Donald Trump’s Apprentice: OBAMA
 
 Donald   Trump Interviews Barack Obama for a job.
 
 
Donald Trump holds Obama’s resume’ in his hand and asks Obama incredulously, with utter shock and disbelief: “Barrack is this your resume’?”
 
Obama: Ummm Yes Mr. Trump it is.
 
Trump: Well Barack I’ve read a lot of resumes in my life and I must say that I have never seen nor read a weaker, more empty resume’ with bigger, more GAPING holes of information in it in my entire life. “Trum Iintel” has done some research on you, Barack, and we tried to find out what kind of grades you got in college but we discovered that your college records are sealed. Why is that Barack? Have you got something to hide?
 
Obama looks down at his feet embarrassed and stares in absent silence.
 
Trump: In my security team's background check and investigation on you, Obama, we found out that you have lifelong connections and intimate ties to radical, self proclaimed domestic terrorists. Your background is littered with close relations to savage anti-Semites and virulent anti-Americans. Barack, do you condone anti-Semitism and anti-Americanism or share those hate filled sentiments?
 
Obama: Ummmmm, urrrr well no, Mr. Trump I didn’t know that the people that I was closely associated with for twenty years actually opposed Israel and America. This is really shocking news to me.
 
Trump: Records show that you flew to Pakistan when Pakistan was a “No Fly” for all Americans. Pretty tricky, Barack, how did you manage that with a US passport?
 
Obama: Obama has no answer and shuffles his feet nervously.
 
Trump: You went to school in Indonesia as a child and were an Indonesian citizen. When were you ever repatriated as a US citizen?
 
Trump: Where were you born, Barack?
 
Obama:  In Hawaii.
 
Trump: Which hospital in Hawaii were you born in? Do you have a US birth certificate?
 
Barack:  Well uhhh NO not actually Mr. Trump; but hey I do have a “Certification of Live Birth” from Hawaii that shows I was born somewhere.
 
Trump: Obama did you get foreign aid loans when you were a college student?
 
Barack is silent.
 
Trump: Barack, the social security number that you put down on your job application does not belong to you. Can you explain why?
 
Barack is silent.
 
Trump:  I am a wealthy man and I employ thousands of people and I cannot tell, Obama, from your resume even what country you were born in but I can tell you this;
Barack Obama, you could not get a security clearance here in the Trump Organization to work in the maintenance department as a janitor let alone for me personally; so let me give you some great advice:
 
 
Obama, if you want to get a job here in America LEGALLY
you need to get proof of citizenship.
 
OBAMA YOU’RE FIRED !

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