ODE TO OBAMA
Born on a mountain top in Nairobi,
Joined the commies when he was only three.
His drunken daddy taught him how to hate us
in between bouts of boozy lust
Learned to read Marx and to tell a lie
Swore to destroy the US and do or die.
Obama, Barack Obama, Little Red Diaper Baby
Fought single handed against Osama,
turned it in to a great big drama,
fast-roped in, kicked in a door
chiseled himself into SEAL lore,
and declared himself a legend, forevermore.
Obama, Barack Obama, Constitutional Lecturer
He went off to the Senate and voted Present
Put himself under the green Crescent
Taking the government far to the Left
bowing to foreign leaders with great deft,
Eating Kobe beef and living large
his wife has an ass the size of a barge
Obama, Barack Obama, the Great Pretender
After four long years, his reign was done,
the ol US of A could no longer run
We was a screwed, his mission was through,
and he fixed to head out into the blue.
So he packed his gear, and his little red book,
lit out on the lam just like a crook.
Obama, Barack Obama, a heading back to Kenya.
"anyone seen my seven shooter?"
He has a 57 shooter, one for every state in the union.
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