Thursday, August 25, 2011
Cause of DC Quake
WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP) -- President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault".
Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continue their investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party.
Conservatives however have proven that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.
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Another geological penumbra is noted connected to Bush's Fault. Now called the "Not My fault" because nobody wants credit for the discovery.
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