Military Absentee Ballots Delivered One Day Late, Would Have Swung Election For Romney

WASHINGTON, DC – Sources confirmed today that hundreds of thousands of military absentee ballots were delivered hours after the deadline for them to be counted, with preliminary counts showing that they would have overturned the vote in several states and brought a victory for Governor Mitt Romney.
Officials say the ballots were delivered late due to problems within the military mail system. Tracking invoices show the ballots sat in a warehouse for a month, then they were accidentally labeled as ammunition and shipped to Afghanistan. At Camp Dwyer, Marine Sergeant John Davis signed for them and was surprised at the contents.
“I told Gunny we got a bunch of ballots instead of ammo,” Davis told investigators earlier today. “He told me to file a report of improper delivery and that the chain of command would take care of it. We didn’t hear anything for three weeks. While we were waiting we came under fire so we dumped a bunch of them in the Hescoes. We didn’t dig those ones back out.”
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An election for President and Commander in Chief of the Military must strive to be above reproach. Our public institutions must give the public confidence that a presidential candidate has complied with the election process that is prescribed by our Constitution and laws. It is only after a presidential candidate satisfies the rules of such a process that he/she can expect members of the public, regardless of their party affiliations, to give him/her the respect that the Office of President so much deserves.
Gary,I got this same report,it proved to be false thanks,Charlie Resseguie
ReplyDelete"The Duffel Blog" is a parody website, like "The Onion." This story is fake, intentionally so, for humorous purposes.
ReplyDeleteNot surpirised.
ReplyDeleteYou may wish to properly label the story as "satire", or readers may incorrectly mistake the report as events that actually occurred, when in fact they did not.
ReplyDeleteIsn't this important enough to take to court? This is reprehensible. It is the future of our country and having confidence in the elections. This was an issue in Florida when Gore didn't want to count military ballots either.
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