Wednesday, January 20, 2010

New Earthquake 52.4 on the Richter Scale

An earthquake hit the east coast of the United States last night precisely at 8:00 p.m. The epicenter was located directly beneath Bostonian Martha Coakley, No one in the immediate vicinity was injured however 400 miles away, the White House sustained major damage. A search through the rubble will commence at first light.

DNC Emergency responders are rushing to the scene.

Donations for disaster relief should be sent to

The Republican Senatorial Campaign Committee
The Republican Congressional Campaign Committee
Tea party USA
Rush Limbaugh E.I.B. Network
or
Immigration and Customs Enforcement by calling 1-800-555 -4 I.C.E. To leave a text donation key in the word USURPER Special Operations Operators are standing by.

Steve

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