Friday, January 22, 2010

Unemployed? Obama Is Hiring

By Superkommissar Maksim
1/3/2010
Do you believe America is evil?

Are you willing to bring down the very intuitions that brought you liberty and prosperity?

Can you blindly follow orders, even when it seems counter to all reason and common sense?

If you answered yes to these questions, the U.S. government is hiring and may have a position for you, and Monster.gov is where you apply.

For decades we have fought to destroy this Republic’s founding principles. Battles have been won: the New Deal and the Great Society, the take-over of America’s education system and most media outlets. Now with The Party controlling 2.4 of the three branches of government we have the opportunity to win the war and end America's reign once and for all.
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Then from the ash heap of Old America we will build a New America. Based on a constitution which will state what the government must do for you. Gone will be that tried old negative rights constitution.

We can not do this alone, we need you to help. So if you are ill-informed, clueless about history, susceptible to demagoguery, and/or suffering from a mental disorder, you are just what we are looking for.

Job openings in the following sectors:

• War on Prosperity
• Energy De-evolution
• Healthcare Demolition
• Climate Propaganda
• Forced Worker Unionization
• Means Of Production Nationalization
• Banking and Finance Assimilation
• Dissent Control

Act Now! Don’t miss your chance to join Obama and the march forward to “fundamentally change America”.

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