Saturday, November 6, 2010

Obama Chastises First Lady Over Unsightly Panty Lines

WASHINGTON – In a rare display of harsh criticism, President Obama lambasted First Lady Michelle Obama as she and the presidential children were preparing to board Air Force One. Arriving on the tarmac a few minutes after the First Family, President Obama was all smiles as he waved to the press and staff that had gathered to see the family embark on their twenty-seven day Caribbean vacation. But Obama’s smile faded when he saw what his wife was wearing. After the initial wave of astonishment washed over him, the President’s face filled with scorn as he let fly a blur of caustic remarks that stunned even the more gruff military and secret service personnel standing nearby.
Staff Sargent Abraham Kelly told The Daily Rash that he was more shocked by the President’s wrath than he was by Mrs. Obama’s panty lines.
“When a panty line hugs a behind too tight, it’s not something that rests easy on the eyes. That being said, I think the President’s reaction was a bit over the top. He could have taken her aside and laid into her in private.”

 Ever the fashion icon...remember this classy ensemble? This woman has zero class.

5 comments:

  1. Street trash with a personal dresser? This is the result.
    It's the ol' lipstick on a pig thang.

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  2. Did you get a load of that "mess" Moochelle was wearing when they left for India?? Looked like a homeless person.

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  3. Remember. New Paint on an old shack is still an old shack.

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  4. What else could one expect from an Elitist with the govt bottomless check book... I wonder WHY some Designer hasn't come forward to claim this classless atrocity

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  5. Here's a link to a video that shows a lot of shots of FL's backside. Hilarious.

    That being said, is this true? Did the Prez really lambaste Moo Cow?

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