Don't Call My Bluff

If I didn't know better I would credit this moronic boast to either Joe Biden or Yogi Berra. Sadly we happen to know, it is the out right ownership property of the "world's smartest man." His Einsteinship, Barrack Obama.

I learned of bluffs and when not too early on. One instance was during a game of Indian Poker with my father and brother over the holidays, during my college years. In Indian Poker, you get one card, high card wins. The caveat everybody places their card on their foreheads without looking at it. You can see their card, but you're clueless about your own. "Clueless",- this word belongs in the paragraph above. So we're sitting there at the kitchen table at 3am drinking,and playing Indian Poker. I starting betting and raising, and raising and bluffing, until finally my Papa couldn't stand it any longer and blurts out-"YOU'RE BETTING ON A DUECE ??!!?? ". "Not Anymore !" sez I, as I throw my card in, laughing hysterically. Oh man, we roared at that one over the years.

Here's the point, Obama has crap in his hands, his stomping out of the room is a tell in and of itself, because if Obama had something, you couldn't drag his half black -half cracker ass from the table. Besides he tipped his hand when he told the world he's bluffing-just don't call it. O-kkkkkkkay. As if we didn't know already.

Obama is even threatening to take his case to the American people-his presidency is on the line- . Don't you want higher taxes? Don't you want more spending? Don't you want bigger borrowing? What about a collapsed economy as a result of the previously mentioned acts? No???? Well what the hell's wrong with you?

"Will somebody throw this bum outta the game, he's polluting the air?" " Who's deal is it?"

Steve