Monday, December 28, 2009

Snowbirds Considering Becoming Corncob Birds

Just like a flock of migratory birds, every November, the snowbirds from Maine to Tennessee load up the RV's and head South to Florida for the winter. When the calendar turns April, the flock wings back North.

Chic new hotspot, Lincoln, Nebraska along with the remainder of the state, should brace for a future sudden influx of 6 month a year Cotton-Tops. May to October, it's going to be crazy. "It depends on my Depends" is going to be the witty new local retort.

By establishing Nebraska residency for 1 day more, than 1/2 year, Seniors can and will, loop hole the Democrats. Seniors are going to sow confusion with the Death Panels as the panelists try to establish, these sly septagenarians exact whereabouts.

Nebraska will become the grayest state in the nation since the Civil War,and most desirable AARP destination for those who wish to escape charges for uncovered out of pocket Medicare fee increases.

Ben Nelson may just turn his Zero to Hero status around, with Seniors at least.........

Steve

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