Saturday, January 30, 2010

That's Okay Honey We'll Take You Back



Obama Girl, Amber Lee Ettinger, has been.

The Has been, has been making the rounds on FOX, mewing her new found discontent with all things Obama. Sorry but somehow, the recent tell alls by Tiger's harem of harlots come to mind.

Do you want to help Amber? Buy some of her home made jewelry, she seems really talented, about a 38D I'd say.

Amber just hasn't gotten fairly paid, in her opinion, all that gratuitous jiggling and wiggling she did to get the One elected, so now she's out to get even and hopefully get paid by the other side. To think she wasn't even invited to the White House Christmas Tree decorating party. The nerve. The never tipping stereo type must be true. No twenties or fifties in her thong. Not even a fare the well. She is so jilted, and unemployed.

Yes, Fox have her on Hannity and the rest. Hold her up as an example of the newly disenchanted. She seems so sincere.

Where is the hard hitting angle of how Amber played a more than minor role in influencing the young vote, to select Obama. Where is the scornful attitude of banishment. Why not simply remind her, that she made her bed, now she is welcome to sleep in it. Why should we give this two bit flewsie with $10,000 tits the time of day. She will be as faithful as a Gold Digger on her last five grand with a nose ache for some Coke.

Amber your 15 minutes are up, there's a stripper pole calling. That green necklace you were wearing will really go nicely with a g-string.

How judgemental on my part, true. Does it not bother you now that the winds of change are blowing, Obama Girl now wants to be Birther Girl? Anyway don't forget to buy a necklace and remember she is available for your bachelor party needs.

Steve

1 comment:

  1. Steve, prove any one of your assertions and you may progress from "never been" to "wannabe" if you can't, confess that you are a malicious Liar!

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