Give Us Liberty

Dear Mr. Vice President

by Colonel Robert Pappas, United States Marine Corps., Retired
Thank you for your email in which you ennumerate yours and Obama's accomplishments;
Indeed you and Mr. Obama have kept your promises, you should be "d___m" proud because, "it's a big "f___k___g deal;" and we want to "thank" you;
Thanks for spreading "poverty" around;
Thanks for your personal, loyal and unwavering support of a demonstrably mentally ill, narcissist;
Thanks for your integrity in not insisting that BHO be Constitutionally qualified for the job;
Thanks for massive militarily budget cuts; we need to cut the military industrial complex down to size;
Thanks for BHO's apology tour;
Thanks for for not closing the border with Mexico and keeping the doors open so that illegal immigrants can take US jobs;
Thanks for  providing health care, educational benefits, unemployment benefits and housing for illegal immigrants;  I enjoy paying the added taxes that are required;
Thanks for trying to make illegal immigrants citizens so you can garner their votes;
Thanks for denigrating, marginalizing and destroying your own country; it makes us all soooo proud and it feels oh, soooo good!
Thanks for alienating our friends and embracing our enemies; Churchill was indeed a "vile" ally during WWII;
Thanks for implementing Hitler's genetic research projects, we knew all along he was right;
Thanks for intentionally crushing the strongest economy in the world;
Thanks for devaluing my earnings; run those printing presses;
Thanks for increasing the cost of gasoline by 100% in two years;  really helps me and the poor get around a lot easier than when the price was lower;
Thanks for 17% real unemployment;
Thanks for crushing the value of my home;  its worth about half of what it was when you took office; I'm sure that has helped the poor too;
Thanks for increasing the national debt in two years more than all other Administrations combined in the history of the country;
Thanks for blaming G.W. Bush for everything; right on!  Always knew that the Skull and Cross Bones Society was not to be trusted, but ACORN is;
Thanks for imposing onerous taxes via the back door;
Thanks for closing Guantanamo;  Oh?  You didn't?
Thanks for moving terrorist trials to New York where they can grandstand and taking them out of the hands of the incompetent military;
Thanks for relieving McCrystal, he deserved it for supporting you and carrying out your insane rules of engagement;
Thanks for watching while Iraq descends into chaos; great that you kept your word on withdrawal, no matter the consequences;
Thanks for the increasing American casualties in Afghanistan, gotta spread the casualties around, ya know;
Thanks for embracing Islam while eschewing Christianity;
Thanks for Obama's religious head fake, going to church;
Thanks for the Administrations "rebranding" efforts; albeit a snake is a snake;
Thanks for the most corrupt "stimulus" administration in history;
Thanks for supporting BHO's lack of personal transparency;
Thanks for "bringing the U.S. down a notch or two;" U.S. "imperialist" objectives just had to be reined in;
Thanks for divulging U.S. interrogation techniques;
Thanks for "shutting down" "rendition;"
Thanks for imposing your version of healthy relationships, perverted sex upon the Armed Forces;
Thanks for not making perverted sex mandatory for members of the Armed Forces;
Thanks for opening the door, via repeal of DADT for the oxymoron of "perverted sex marriage;"
Thanks for backdooring legislation and end - running the Congress through regulation and Executive Orders;
Thanks for trying to force all workers to join unions; that would definitely make the US more competitive in the Global economy;
Thanks for keeping the "hated" Patriot Act in place;
Thanks for keeping Bush's "tax cuts for the rich;"
Thanks for the massive payoffs to Wall Street , Union  thugs and public service unions;
Thanks for stabbing Israel in the back;
Thanks for embarcing one of the most vile governments with arguably the worst human rights record in the history the world at the recent State Dinner;  it makes us proud;
Thanks for politicizing every facet of government;
Thanks for telling us what we can eat, how we should live and what life vocation we should pursue;
Thanks for sharing via Obama you vast knowledge of world events, economics, international relations; that's always comedy hour, and it's good for a laugh;
Thanks for destroying the finest health care system in the world;  doing so really helps Obama's relatives in Kenya and the poor here in America;
Thanks for the foolishness, the racism, the hatred, the divisiveness you and Barrack Hussein Obama have generated and fostered; it's sooo good for America;
Thanks for your support of  Obama's million dollar vacations, hitting the political jackpot and living the good life that comes from the bottomless well of gold  at taxpayer expense;
Thanks for killing the goose that laid the golden egg, the free market economy with yours and Obama's onerous regulations; (seriously-not that some are not needed)
These were  yours and Obama's  promises: to totally change America, to totally change the economic system, and to totally change the world;
Congratulations  Mr. Vice President, you, BHO, George Soros and your other  anti-American allies have succeeded where no other country could!
These things noted, you have at the least succeeded in training BHO to wear a flag of the US on his lapel, that is ,  unless on the back side thereof there are engraved ,  crossed fingers.
Ah, yes! Americans look forward to crushing you in 2012, as in 2010!  We can hardly wait, unless a chance for impeachment comes forth!
All the while I thought your name was just plain "Joe" but  now that we know you better, a name would be Benedict, as in Arnold!
Is there such a thing as a Seditious President and Vice President?
Copyright © January 22th, 2011, by Robert L. Pappas. With proper attribution, this essay may be quoted and redistributed, except it may not be used in conjunction with any advertisement without the author’s expressed written permission.