- Want a drivers license? Show your birth certificate
- Want a social security number? Show your birth certificate
- Want to get a loan for college? Show your birth certificate
- Want to sign up for little league? Show your birth certificate
- Want to register for the military, national guard, the sheriff, or the police? Bring your birth certificate
- Ready to report for duty overseas? Bring your birth certificate
- Want a passport? Show your birth certificate
- Want a high-level job in the government? Show your birth certificate
- Want health care coverage? Show your birth certificate
- Going to jail? Your file contains your birth certificate
Hey, even the flat-earther eligibility deniers, obots, cowards, and communists by proxy have to show their birth certificates in America.
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